My Monster

My Monster is made of;

Never meeting the right man for me.

Dying alone

Lima Beans

Tripe

Mean People

Showing my age

Sara Palin

Being poor

Procrastination

Racism

Wealthy snobs

Paris Hilton

Brittany Spears

Rush Lim"bugs me" – just shut up

Howard Stern – just shut up

My sister whom I love but has the rock of Gibraltor on her shoulder

Working hard for that puny paycheck

Stupid pet owners

Criminals

Feeling the extra pounds I gained

Knowing I need rotatorcuff surgery and can't afford it

Feeling the bones in my feet crunch together after a long day

Not being able to wear sexy shoes

Coffee with no sugar

Buttermilk

Okra

Eggplant

 

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